Among the problems that were ascribed to Minuet when she was given
up by her previous owner was – along with the non-existent diabetes and the
inappropriate wetting, which has been solved – her absence of grooming. This
was, it turned out, a falsehood.
To be generous, I can blame the belief that Min doesn’t, or
didn’t, groom herself to the fact that her bum sometimes needs cleaning. But
she is nineteen years old – over ninety in human terms. While I wonder about
such comparisons, since veterinarians rate a cat as senior at the equivalent of
forty human years, the truth is that a nineteen year old cat borders on the
ancient, and if she is not as supple at that point in her life as she was a
decade before, it is understandable.
Minuet nonetheless does groom herself. She tries her best to clean
her nether regions, washes her legs and feet, and is quite forceful about cleansing
her face after she eats. This vigour is interesting. My other cats also clean
their faces following meals, of course; it’s amusing to watch all of them
engaged in the same hygienic activity a few minutes after breakfast or dinner.
But I don’t think any of them is quite as determined about it as my
very-oldster.
Could this be a feature of cats with the adorable smooshed-in
countenance? When, for instance, Renn, with his big nose, eats, it is probably
his snout that receives most of the debris from his meal. The same goes even
for a cat with a more average proboscis, such as Hector. But surely Minuet,
with her tiny nose in the centre of a relatively flat face, must have bits of
food, or flavoured sauce, almost evenly distributed over that beautiful visage
of hers.
It may be, of course, that she is just very conscientious, though
I can’t help thinking that the shape of her face makes her dining a little less
discreet than the average cat’s. In any case, even at nineteen, Madame intends
always to look her best – and succeeds.