Word reached the governor of Her Majesty’s Prison that there was an escape plot afoot in the convict population. Careful gathering of intelligence revealed that those involved were the two newest inmates. Surveillance photography captured them in the midst of their discussions.
Talk apparently became quite heated at one point…
They practiced their code-words, comprehensible only to themselves. Apparently, this secret language sounded like tiny, high-pitched peeps.
The plot involved exiting through the ceiling of the two prisoners’ cell. One would break through the material while supported by the other.
Work was performed using miniscule but very sharp claw-like tools. Prison warders are still investigating how the instruments came to be in the felons’ possession.
Fortunately, as happens with such rough and unscrupulous individuals, the plan came to naught as the conspirators fell out amongst themselves, and began fighting. An extra week will be added to their sentences…
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ReplyDeletea bit of parole..! :o).
If you can make me laugh out loud at not quite 0530 in the morning...that's a wonderful thing you did. Headed off into the dark and fog for a day long appointment. I will use my phone to enjoy the convicts again in a while.
ReplyDeleteI do believe the warden will have his hands full with this Motley crew. Prison escapes are usually done by professionals like Paul Newman. But I think these two could take it on paws down. You better increase security.
ReplyDeleteAhh.. welcome to the world of living with kittens, John, and thanks for giving me a good laugh so early in the morning!
ReplyDeleteThe prisoners should be given leniency due to the overwhelming cute!
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ReplyDeleteHahaha! This was such a good read this morning. You are great storyteller! I hope the convicts settle down so they can have jail yard time.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fun read! Those kittens are going to bring you and us weeks of hilarity. :)
ReplyDeleteWe do smell a jailbreak still in the works!
ReplyDeleteThat was some much-needed levity in an otherwise crazy work morning. :-)
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking that a baby gate might be a purchase in your near future.
That did make me laugh! Kittens are good at jailbreaks though. We put a 4 feet high piece of plyboard across the kitchen door so we could leave it open. After 2 days and not being quite 6 weeks old, Eric had somehow managed to scrabble over it!
ReplyDeleteHahaha. My Ozzy did that as a kitty too! He was so hard to contain. Baby gates didn't work either.
Deletethis story is too funny !!! have I mentioned you should write a book; a collective if you will ~~~~~~~~ ☺☺☺☺☺☺♥♥♥♥♥♥
ReplyDeleteThey are the best. I can hear them now as I have had the same in similar. Funny!
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