Dear Diary.
I am stil nirvus arownd the human hoo livs here an looks aftir us cats, but Im getting beter. I let him get closser now befor I run an hide. Sum times wen Im down the stares, he yuzes a long stik to cleen up all the sand frum the sand boxes were we poo an pee. He duznt like the sand all ovr so he cleens it up.
But then he duz sum thing rilly weerd. He takes a short stik an pix up all the pee lumps and poo an puts them in a bag. He piks up owr poo and pee an saves it. Wut the hel iz that for??
I nevr saw a human do this befor. Mebbe its a inside-thing. Owtside humans hav all the wirld for poo an pee so thay dont need ta save it.
Theres a room down the stares were us cats arnt alowd. There ar big noiz boxes there, an a big noiz box that makes heet. Iz that were he stors the poo? Why? To be awnest, Diary, if that room iz ful o owr poo an pee, I dont want ta go in there...
Im hungree. Therez alwez hard food reddy here, so no wayting. I think I wil fil up an make mor poo and pee for the human to save. Hez bin nice to me. I'll do that for him.
Dear Sable, how did you get on top the bookcase!! Hoomans are funny with the poo and pee, Lynn cleans up after me but she puts it out in the garage and I never see it agin. I've heard her talk of compost, but I really don't think that's the answer.
ReplyDeleteSable, there's no understanding human behaviour, especially as pertains to cat output. BTW, I don't know how you got up there, either, unless you took a mighty leap from the arm of the couch!
ReplyDeleteI swear, every cat I've ever known has nursed questions about my close relationship to their litter boxes...
ReplyDeleteYou do that, Sable...make more pooplogs and peeballs for the human!
ReplyDeleteHi Sable! I enjoy reading your diary so much. You're right - humans are funny. But a word of advise - don't try to figure them out - it's impossible.
ReplyDeleteIt's a mystery everywhere sweet Sable.
ReplyDeleteThat was cute.
ReplyDeleteIt is a mystery what humans do with the poo and pee, but it is very good of you to make more for the human to save.
ReplyDeleteThank you for sharing another page from your diary with us.
Sable...I think I love what you write (and thank you for not keeping what you write a secret!) as much as what your dad writes!! (maybe a wee bit more even...don't tell him I said that!)
ReplyDeletesable eye am crackin UP 😺😺😺😺😺😺🐟 inn deed what de hellz dad savin box dee pozitz for…..come ta think oh it…eye think de same thing happenz heer 🙀‼️💙💚
ReplyDeleteOh Sable us humans are a weird bunch but we are also loving and caring
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