“Heartbeat racing…pupils dilated…gasping for breath…fighting for my last ounce of life…struggling…twisting…turning…trying to leap…caught in the vice of the monster…HELLLLPPP MEEEE!!”
“Oh, for Heaven’s sake, Brazil, I’m just trimming your claws. Hold still.”
Turned into a blood bath, huh. The cat always comes out unscathed, but the human, that's another story. Hope you have bandaids.
ReplyDeleteNo, no blood. My cats have been kind to me in that way. But I was sweating streams and exhausted.
DeleteHa! I've only ever had the four cats and every single one of them had the same reaction. 🙄😆
ReplyDeleteNo, no, no, you're not trimming my claws you are trying to remove my whole paw, how am I going to be able to scratch the bad people without my claws and how will I walk without paws.......... Your finished, and I'm still got my paws but no claws, oh well I will adjust, don't know what all the fuss was about......Brazil
ReplyDeleteThey'll be back as sharp as ever in two weeks. Sigh.
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